A feather in the hand is better than a bird in the air.
Oh goody, a feather. That is soooo useful. I'm so glad I have a feather and can stop chasing the flying bird.
You will win favors when you expand your social circle.
Then why do all of my Facebook friends decline my offer to meet in real life?
You will soon have an opportunity to advance your career.
NOOO!!! I don't want to be a project engineer!
You have talent for all that is artistic
I apologize. I would like to give my proper response to this fortune. However, the computer doesn't have a large enough font size to represent the amount of laughter this fortune prompted.
You have a deep interest in all that is artistic
Please see previous comment.
Hidden treasure will be found, where least expected
Here's a hint: you're going to want rubber gloves.
You have the urge and the ability for major accomplishments
Can an incredibly long nap be considered a major accomplishment?
You will overcome difficult times
I'd prefer to avoid difficult times.
Treat a friend to flowers
Um, there's a slight problem. I'm a guy. So... no.
Meet Chris, Billy, Eis, Derek, and all the other characters
Since Eis is such a superb hero, he's giving out lessons.
“You will soon witness a miracle.”
Seven great heroes quested to defeat evil... they all died