You don't have to be perfect to fulfill your dream.
But it sure would help because your dumb mistakes are really slowing things down.
Be prepared to receive something special with no strings attached.
I'm not a puppet, I'm a real boy!
You have executive ability. Apply this in the future.
You're fired! ...Wait, boss, I was just kidding. The fortune cookie said I have executive ability. It was a joke. No, please don't fire me. I can't go back to living with my parents!
With integrity and consistency, your credits are piling up.
No, no, no. You seem to be confused. That large number on your credit card account is debt, not money you have.
A romantic mystery will add interest to your life.
But when the mystery is solved, you'll still be single and alone.
Devotion will make you feel more complete.
I devoted myself to a video game. I completed a lot of quests. But I kinda wish I had those 2000 hours back.
Special touches have been planned with you in mind.
Oh great, is there a bomb under my car? Is there going to be an "accidental" gas leak at my home? Those mobsters need to learn to lighten up.