You will do well to expand your horizons.
I understand, get a high def television.
You will soon get something special because of your charm.
A slap in the face.
Linger over dinner discussions this week for needed advice.
Or use dinner discussion as a way to let your mom's casserole go cold so you won't have to eat it.
You will discover the truth in time.
Luke, I am your father. Oh, and you kissed your sister.
Tomorrow will be a productive day. Don't oversleep.
For me, sleeping is a productive day.
The strong person knows how to withstand substantial loss.
But the intelligent person knows how to avoid it.
You will receive praise for a job well done.
But no money.
Share your abundant humor with others at this time. They need it.
There's this hilarious website called Monster Hunting Made Easy.
Meet Chris, Billy, Eis, Derek, and all the other characters
Since Eis is such a superb hero, he's giving out lessons.
“You will soon witness a miracle.”
Seven great heroes quested to defeat evil... they all died