"Comic perfection, one pixel at a time."


Make big plans.
You don't need to follow through with them or anything like that. Just make big plans.

Look! Good fortune is around you.
Look! It's happening to everyone but you. Awww :(

Good health will be yours for a long time.
Not if I keep eating Chinese food.

The riches of others make you more valuable.
How? Am I robbing the rich others?

Avoid unchallenging occupations – they waste your talents.
I guess I need to quit my job then. But I like getting a regular paycheck. My comic isn't going to pay my bills.

Generosity and perfection are your everlasting goals.
Everlasting... so you don't think I'll ever be perfect or even generous. That's not very nice.

You are capable, competent, creative, careful. Prove it.
“Your honor, I would like to submit as Exhibit A this fortune that says I am capable, competent, creative, careful. The defense rests.”

Love conquers all.

Now is a lucky time for you - take a chance
Maybe I would if there was some promise of success instead of “lucky time”.

Wish upon the next star you see for luck the next day.
It's already a “lucky time” so if I wish for more luck, it will be a super lucky time... and then nothing will happen and my hopes and dreams will be dashed to pieces as I mourn my life choice of listening to advice from a piece of paper in a folded brittle cookie.

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Eis' Hero Guide

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Fortune Cookies

“You will soon witness a miracle.”
Spam will be made with quality meat!


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