Those who wish to sing always find a song.
Please, no more karaoke!
Through greater effort and hard work a precious dream comes true.
It doesn't need to be my effort and work, does it? I can pay someone to do it for me, right?
Nine tenths of education is encouragement.
And the other tenth you get D's in.
Music melts all the separate parts of our bodies together.
Whoa, hold it. What's with the graphic content? This is supposed to be a fortune cookie not an excerpt from a trashy romance novel.
You will attract cultured and artistic people to your home.
Go protest somewhere else!
You will be involved in many humanitarian projects.
Gotta get those tax write-offs somehow.
You are a deep thinker with a knack for problem solving.
I wonder if I can put ketchup and mustard in the same bottle.
If the world seems cold, kindle a fire to warm it.
Wooo! Come on everyone, the fortune cookie told me to take up arson!
The human body was designed to walk, run or stop; it wasn't built for coasting.
Then I choose to stop. Someone wake me when it's dinner time.
If you tempt a squirrel with a nut, be prepared to be bitten.
Or hey genius, you could toss the nut to the squirrel.