Eis' Pickup Lines

Having trouble wooing a woman? Use one of Eis' pickup lines to convince her that you're a bold and adventurous hero.

(If you don't get all of the references, play more Final Fantasy or other RPG's.)

• Want to go for a ride in my airship?
• I'm the Destined Hero. Want to join my party?
• Are you a Save Spot? Because ignoring you would be a big mistake.
• I have a sword that weighs more than I do.
• My heart is at Critical, but I know you can Heal it.
• You must be an Eye Drop because I was Blind till I met you.
• No spell or Remedy could free me from your Charm.
• According to my Scan, you're Weak against the muscular, blue haired type. (Insert your own personal description.)
• You are like a random treasure chest in a dungeon full of monsters.

If for some reason these lines don't get you a date, don't blame me. Blame yourself for taking advice from Eis.