The joyful energy of the day will have a positive effect on you.
But that will conflict with my natural sarcasm and cynicism.
You're feeling the need to think longer-term. Plan ahead.
If I wash my clothes now, I should have enough underwear till the end of the month.
Trust others, but still keep your eyes open.
There's a good philosophy for nurturing an ulcer.
Rely on your friends today to help make that difficult decision.
PS3, Xbox360, or Wii?
The smart thing is to prepare for the unexpected.
But the easy thing is to wing it and then blame someone else when problems arise.
You will overcome difficult times.
Or turn to liquor.
An important discussion about you will take place today.
Did my manager catch me sleeping at my desk again?
Meet Chris, Billy, Eis, Derek, and all the other characters
Since Eis is such a superb hero, he's giving out lessons.
“You will soon witness a miracle.”
Seven great heroes quested to defeat evil... they all died