Don't give up. Your problem gets better next month.
But if I leave that thing growing in the corner of my fridge, it will probably be a lot worse in a month.
No obstacles will stand in the way of your success this month.
That's great, but the thing in my fridge is really starting to scare me.
You will soon receive an usual gift freely given. Accept!
A usual, free gift. Oh joy. What am I getting, a coupon in the mail?
An interesting musical opportunity is in your near future.
Well it wasn't American Idol. Even Paula said I suck.
Good things come in small packages. One is coming to you.
But if it's making a ticking sound, there's probably not a "good thing" inside.
You will inherit an unexpected sum of money within the year.
Inherit, so someone close to me is going to die. Thanks a lot you stupid fortune cookie.
Listen attentively. You will come out ahead in the next few days.
Or if you can't stand your wife's chattering anymore, take her to a movie. She can't talk there.
You are always welcome in any gathering.
So long as you bring food.
Meet Chris, Billy, Eis, Derek, and all the other characters
Since Eis is such a superb hero, he's giving out lessons.
“You will soon witness a miracle.”
Seven great heroes quested to defeat evil... they all died