Mission 1: The Time Has Come.
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Derrek:
"Seriously, you guys suck. You're all big jerks. You really suck. I'll hate you all forever if you leave me as a freaking imp."
"Except for Red. I'd rather she not alchemize me into a homunculus, so she's off the hook."
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Pooky:
"Power of Wuv and Fwendship!
Show us where to go!
We're almost to the final boss!
We've almost found our foe!
"Power of Wuv and Fwendship!
Help us in our search!
Where does the monster lie his head?
Where does his body perch?
"Power of Wuv and Fwendship!
Point us towards the way!
If we rely on Bob's navigation,
We'll be lost for many a day!"
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Von:
"Many paths we have traveled, and many more we have yet to roam, but one thing is for certain; we will not rest until the Grande Monster is dead, his body torn limb from limb, his wife, children, and next-of-kin buried alive with his remains, and everything he has ever treasured burned, destroyed, or given to Goodwill. Let's ride!... or walk... or scurry... or whatever."
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Pages
Meet the Characters
Meet Chris, Billy, Eis, Derek, and all the other characters
Eis' Hero Guide
Since Eis is such a superb hero, he's giving out lessons.
Fortune Cookies
“You will soon witness a miracle.”
Spam will be made with quality meat!
The RPG
Seven great heroes quested to defeat evil... they all died