Mission 2: We're off to see the Wizard
Derrek: So before we go, Mr. Wizard, what else do you know about the Grande Monster? Like where does he hang out, or who might know these things? Because after tossing that meteor our way we'd really like to return the favor. Or...you know...just really ruin his day or something.
Wizard: I?ve never actually met the Grande Monster, so I can?t help you. But try asking the Lady of the Lake. She might know something.
Derrek: Look here, Evil Scientist...we represent Evil Wizard Insurance...If you agree to the low, low payment of "not horning in on the evil wizard's territory", then we, in turn, will ensure that more "accidents" don't happen to you, got it? Capice? Savvy?
Derrek: Hello there, Brilliant Sir; we're from the Nobel Peace Prize Selection Committee. We've finally recognized your remarkable genius! On behalf of the Committee we'd like to formally apologize for scoffing and shunning you in the past, and invite you to this years event. However, to reserve your invitation, would you please come over hear and sign the paper my identical partner is holding.
Meet Chris, Billy, Eis, Derek, and all the other characters
Since Eis is such a superb hero, he's giving out lessons.
“You will soon witness a miracle.”
Spam will be made with quality meat!
Seven great heroes quested to defeat evil... they all died