Pooky: Alright, here are the questions:
1) On a scale of 1 to 5, with 5 being the highest, how much do you like to beat up clowns?
2) Do you feel a sense of joy and euphoria after a clown is sufficiently beaten?
3) Do you enjoy other methods of evoking pain within clowns? If so, please explain.
4) If a clown fell in a forest, would you still beat him?
5) Does the Grande Monster enjoy beating clowns?
6) Have you and the Grande Monster ever beaten clowns together?
7) If we wanted to ask these survey questions to the Grande Monster, where could we find him?