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Eis' Pickup Lines

Having trouble wooing a woman? Use one of Eis' pickup lines to convince her that you're a bold and adventurous hero.

(If you don't get all of the references, play more Final Fantasy or other RPG's.)

 

  • Want to go for a ride in my airship?
  • I'm the Destined Hero. Want to join my party?
  • Are you a Save Spot? Because ignoring you would be a big mistake.
  • I have a sword that weighs more than I do.
  • My heart is at Critical, but I know you can Heal it.
  • You must be an Eye Drop because I was Blind till I met you.
  • No spell or Remedy could free me from your Charm.
  • According to my Scan, you're Weak against the muscular, blue haired type. (Insert your own personal description.)
  • You are like a random treasure chest in a dungeon full of monsters.

 

If for some reason these lines don't get you a date, don't blame me. Blame yourself for taking advice from Eis.

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