High Rez Me, Noob! - By Matt C.
Matt decided to deviate from the purity of MS Paint. Be not seduced by his impressive artwork.
Meet Chris, Billy, Eis, Derek, and all the other characters
Since Eis is such a superb hero, he's giving out lessons.
“You will soon witness a miracle.”
Spam will be made with quality meat!
Seven great heroes quested to defeat evil... they all died