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Since the Captain's somewhat incapacitated, Stu will follow his commander's example and call upon the powers that be:
"Power of Wuv and Fwendship!
My Captain is a gal!
Please transfer him and make things right
So he's our cuddly pal!
"Power of Wuv and Fwendship!
This body is quite queer!
Please make of me what I once was;
A turtle engineer!
"Power of Wuv and Fwendship!
Don't leave us to this fate!
Restore us Pirates once and for all
So we can procrastinate!"
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Meet Chris, Billy, Eis, Derek, and all the other characters
Since Eis is such a superb hero, he's giving out lessons.
“You will soon witness a miracle.”
Seven great heroes quested to defeat evil... they all died