Derrek: Hello there, Brilliant Sir; we're from the Nobel Peace Prize Selection Committee. We've finally recognized your remarkable genius! On behalf of the Committee we'd like to formally apologize for scoffing and shunning you in the past, and invite you to this years event. However, to reserve your invitation, would you please come over hear and sign the paper my identical partner is holding.
Meet the Characters
Meet Chris, Billy, Eis, Derek, and all the other characters
Eis' Hero Guide
Since Eis is such a superb hero, he's giving out lessons.
Fortune Cookies
“You will soon witness a miracle.”
Spam will be made with quality meat!
The RPG
Seven great heroes quested to defeat evil... they all died