Mission 3: Are You Drunk?
Crazy Man: Yarr, I insured me boat for twice its cost, and I?m certain the inspection will find the explosion was the result of ?faulty wiring?. As for the Grande Monster, he be a wily scurvy dog. Finding him be difficult. Only one man knows his whereabouts. Look for he who has white eyes.
Derrek: Surrender now, pirate captain, or we'll use our fiery powers to summon fire again! And this time it may be your precious ship that gets immolated rather than my compatriot's head! What do you have to say to that?