Campaign:
Derrek: Hi Billy, it's me! Your old pal Derrek...no, I don't have the five bucks I owe you...no, no, this has nothing to do with that bet we made about Eis' hair catching on fire...look, listen...are you listening to me?...Look, we're trying to find your evil twin Bobby...yeah the one who hates being called 'Robert' I know...No we're not meeting you at Burger Fuhrer...no, I don't care if Chris has a whole booklet of coupons...besides his zombies creep me out...look, why don't you just tell me over the phone where Bobby is!
Bobby: What the crud? Reinforcements? I?m far too lazy to deal with all of you, so instead I?ll simply curse you all. From now on, your party will be restricted to no more than five people/critters. Ha! Deal with that.
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Meet Chris, Billy, Eis, Derek, and all the other characters
Since Eis is such a superb hero, he's giving out lessons.
“You will soon witness a miracle.”
Seven great heroes quested to defeat evil... they all died