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Scurvy Dogs 116


Pooky loves his new fuzzy companions (except for Red, who maimed his ship).

Gilbert doesn't actually mind being a teddy bear, sitting around and being inanimate is expected. He tears off the ugly heart pillow/shirt.

Derrek has seen and done far weirder things than be turned into a teddy bear, so he merely shakes his paw at El Fuego and Warchef, and moves on.

Squeekipeep gives each of the bears Care Bear names:
Derrek = Schizo Bear
Gilbert = Lazy Bear
Red = Reaper Bear
El Fuego = Spicy Bear
Stu = Laser Bear
And he names Pooky "Pirate Hare".

Since his cooking experiment turned everyone into teddy bears, El Fuego decides it's time to lay low for a little while from the crew.

Later in the voyage, Pooky sneaks away into the innards of the ship for a moment. He calls out to the Power of Wuv and Fwendship to remove the evil taint placed upon the ship and restore the rainbow, pastelly beauty it once had!
"Power of Wuv and Fwendship!
The ship is red and black!
Twas ruined by her, the Red Reaper!
Please go and change it back!
"Power of Wuv and Fwendship!
Red can go and shove it!
The sails should glow with hues rainbow!
Why would anyone not love it?
"Power of Wuv and Fwendship!
The ship's paint is corrupt!
Recolor the ship as it was pre-trip
Before Red messed it up!"

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