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Scurvy Dogs 28


Martine: "Right. Since they're attacking us, they don't have any treasure, so we might as well sink them. Lucky, there seem to be many hidden weapons on this ship. Use one to disable the other ship or their crew. Midna, stand by to teleport something. Gilbert, maybe you should take the wheel. Everyone else, grab whatever weapons you need from the armory, then get up here and get ready to fight."

Lucky: "We could use the main cannons, but none of you know how to work them. As for special weapons, the former Captain said the big red button was good for destroying ships."
There are two large red buttons, both with covers to prevent accidental use. One button says "DOOM", and the other says "BOOM". Martine waits to press either and instead crafts himself a bomb.

Stu: "Wow, another ship already!  I knew I'd make a good seaman... get your weapons, everyone!"
Stu ties up the wheel, runs below deck, and grabs his laser from the armory.  

Squeekipeep runs down to the armory and retrieves a grappling gun.  

Derrek decides to make himself useful. He goes below deck and uses his clones to prepare two cannons for firing.

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