Mongoose 5

Pooky calls on the Power of Wuv and Fwendship.

Pooky:

"Power of Wuv and Fwendship!
I think I shot myself!
Come put an end to all our foes!
Please save us from ourselves!
 
"Power of Wuv and Fwendship!
Our enemies abound!
Take out our alter-egos and
Let us live another round!
 
"Power of Wuv and Fwendship!
Send us help from below!
... or above or wherever you may dwell,
Just blast away our foe!"

A giant heart of warm, huggable goodness descends toward Ashes and dyes him pink.
Alice goes to poke the Man Child with a scalpel, but she?s not used to her patients running around on two legs.
The Boy tries to kick Man Child in the jibblies, but the Man Child dodges.
Derrek and his minion toss Darren at the Man Child. Man Child is fine and Darren manages to survive another bruising.
Bob attacks the Man Child with his sword, and shaves off some of the stubble it took him his whole life to grow.

Ashes retaliates with the Power of Hate and Loneliness.

Ashes:

"Power of Hate and Loneliness,
Listen and heed my call.
Do something unfriendly
And rid me of this fur ball."

A piano falls from the sky, but the swift footed Pooky is able to hop out of the way.
Blue uses alchemy to eject Alice, but she lands safely.
Darren tries to attack Derrek but slips and falls.
Man Child calls down Lightning on the Boy, knocking him unconscious.