Campaign:
Monster: Fine you psycho! Just keep your dirty knives to yourself. The meteors that have been falling are the doing of the Grande Monster. I was ordered by my boss, who was ordered by his boss, who received a memo from his boss, who had a luncheon agreement with his boss, who was told by his boss over drinks, who was ordered by the Grande Monster, to attack. If you want to know more, you'll have to talk to my boss, the Wizard. He lives in the creepy temple place o'er yonder.
Meet Chris, Billy, Eis, Derek, and all the other characters
Since Eis is such a superb hero, he's giving out lessons.
“You will soon witness a miracle.”
Seven great heroes quested to defeat evil... they all died