Scurvy Dogs 64
Pooky thanks the village greeter for the welcome and gives him a big hug, demoralizing him deeply. He tries to run away screaming, but Red Reaper stops him.
Red Reaper has no desire to fix the existing ship before checking to see if there's a better one nearby. Pulling her scythe, she threatens the local and demands he show her to the nearest ship. She also relieves him of all of his money because being a pirate and only having 400 is freaking lame.