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Scurvy Dogs 59


Pulling Warchef aboard the ship, Squeekipeep shouts, "Quick, Warchef needs serious attention! You got to keep going Warchef!" and uses a defibrillator to try shocking him back to life.

Ship and crew in shambles, Martine shouts out, "Alright, let's get this thing repaired. We should probably head for land somewhere so we can repair.  Let's get on it."

Stu replies, "If you're going to be the Captain, you'd better do more than that! Gilbert, take the wheel! Squeeki and Reaper, get those two crew members back on their feet! Everyone else, help me fix this ship! ...oh, everyone else is dead or missing... Captain, help me fix this ship!"

After MANY shocks, leaving large burns marks on him, the Warchef lives again and immediately spits up the seaweed, seawater, small fish, and whatever else got stuck inside him while floating in the ocean. He tries to use the vomit as an ingredient for cookies, but the hand of the GM/Narrator reaches into the game and slaps him across the face while shouting, ?NO!"

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