Mission 1: Trying to not die at the very beginning
Charredmander: (Enough! Get off of me. The Lag Demon lives atop Anomaly Mountain. As much as I'd like to see him squash all of you, I?m afraid that if you die, I'll get stuck in the ball forever. You had best go into town to find out how to beat him.)
Pooky: Mr. Charredmander, you need to tell us where this Mr. Lag Demon Wemon is so we can stop this destwuction wuction from happening again! I'm going to squeeze you and love you and hug you to death unless you tell us how to find him! Hee hee!
Charredmander: (I was the one who burned down the village. I was ordered to do so by my master, the Grande Monster. He also is the one responsible for the meteors raining down lately. But if you want to find him, I can't help you. I receive all my orders from the Lag Demon. I'd like to see you try to fight him. You won't stand a chance.)