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Scurvy Dogs 31


Pooky, being the type who likes to snuggle, can't do much from where he is. So he tries something else. He summons a meteorite. It lands on the enemy ship leaving a smoking hole in their deck.

Looking around at the disaster of the bumbling fools of pirates around him, Gilbert shakes his head and says, "This is why I wanted to stick with the old Captain..." Since he very well might be the only person on-board who can actually sail the ship, Gilbert goes aft and takes the wheel. Gilbert steers the ship to within range of the enemy ship and brings the port guns to bear.

Seeing that an opportunity has arrived, Derrek fires two cannons. The helmsman of the enemy ship tries to steer away from their broadside, but instead, accidentally places the crew directly in front of Derrek's cannons. A cannonball flies by and breaks off Coffee Man's left hand.

Squeekipeep tries to throw a life preserver to War Chef, but he fails horribly and accidentally wrangles Red Reaper.

Warchef tries swimming back to his ship but isn't getting anywhere quickly.

Stu upgrades the broken swivel gun into a gatling mortar. He then climbs in the seat and opens fire. But, uh, there aren't any mortar rounds or bombs loaded in it yet.

Martine shouts out, "Gilbert, get us close enough to board. Everyone else, get ready to board them."

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