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Scurvy Dogs 32


It was a dark and stormy night in a star constellation very far away during an unidentifiable temporal point distinct from our own timeline. The great, destined, enchanted, and randomly appointed hero rose up against the obligatory, evil, iconical empire. He waged war with great valiance and his hair ever flowing in the air. Reaching the final, very final, last, greatest, ugliest transformation of the ultimate evil, he called upon the power of his magical cornbread and... What? Pirate adventure? You mean they're all still alive? I thought they surely had been sunk and killed by now... But I want to work on this story... Fine, I'll do the next action, but I really think this magical cornbread plot has lots of potential.

Back to pirating:
In all the excitement, Red completely forgot that she knows how to fly! She chooses to fly over to the other ship and wreak havoc. She also dips down to grab Warchef and bring him over to the other ship as well using her super strength. As they approach the ship, the Spartan III opens fire at them with a rocket but misses.

Pooky, knowing someone is a bad man (or creature thingy) on that enemy ship and is causing the whirlpool, blindly fires his Care Hare Stare towards the people he sees on the deck of the ship in an attempt to hit the person responsible for putting them all in such danger! The beam narrowly misses Red Reaper and blasts Feral Barney.

Dropped off by Red Reaper, Warchef runs over to the helm and rips it off the ship.

Meet the Characters

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Eis' Hero Guide

eis hero guideSince Eis is such a superb hero, he's giving out lessons.

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