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"Oh no, not again," Gilbert mutters under his breath as he tries to steer out of the whirlpool. He doesn't do a very good job of getting out of it, but at least he didn't steer to the center.

"Awesome! Take that you wall-wrecking caff-fiend!" shouts Derrek, looking at Coffee Man through an extendible telescope he picked up somewhere in the cabin. He again manages to load two cannons despite not knowing what he's doing.

Martine: "Lucky, is there anything else this ship has for defenses, like a shield or something?"

Lucky: "Yes Captain, we have an electromagnetic shield for energy weapons and a gravity shield for substance weapons."

As a cannonball punches a hole into their hull, Lucky asks, "If it is your order to do so, I can ACTIVATE them. Or we can assume positions for ranged combat as opposed to preparing for boarding."

Stu tries loading a chamber pot into the gatling mortal but drops the pot. Eewww. Stu is obviously distracted by the fact that Lucky keeps calling Martine "Captain" and Martine is doing nothing useful but instead yelling at everyone else to do things. He shouts, "What's going on here? Martine, why is Lucky calling you 'Captain'? What happened while I was gone?"

Meet the Characters

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Eis' Hero Guide

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Fortune Cookies

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The RPG

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