Adventure 2: I Wish We Knew What We Were Doing

Martine: "Right. Since they're attacking us, they don't have any treasure, so we might as well sink them. Lucky, there seem to be many hidden weapons on this ship. Use one to disable the other ship or their crew. Midna, stand by to teleport something. Gilbert, maybe you should take the wheel. Everyone else, grab whatever weapons you need from the armory, then get up here and get ready to fight."

Stu takes a moment to reorient himself, as having your entire cellular structure disassembled and reassembled isn't as smooth a process as Star Trek would have him believe. With the original Captain gone and the fighting stopped, Stu shouts, "We've won!! Hip Hip, Hoorah!  Hip Hip, Hoorah!"
Stu then mans, er turtles, the helm and sets a course for the open sea. He asks "So pirateers, where to?"