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Scurvy Dogs 9


Pooky tries climbing the rope, but his stubby arms get him nowhere. So instead, he tries to demoralize the others with a threat of cuddling the winner and ruin their chances of outdoing him.

Pooky: "Go team!!! I'm so excited! Whoever gets to the top first will get huggles and snuggles from me for ever and ever and ever!"

Everyone but the War Chef becomes frightened.

Gilbert climbs the rope at a considerable rate.

Midna stands around doing nothing.

Derrek ascends slowly.

Squeekipeep zooms up the rope, outpacing everyone.

Pipi gets a few inches from the ground.

The War Chef pulls on the rope with Brutish Force. Whatever the rope was attached to snaps and clunks on Martine, knocking him out cold.

Stu decides he has no desire to work as a crewman for the Captain and mutinies.

Stu: "Fellow pirateers, I've had enough of this jerk and his stubby friend who think they can kidnap us, make us climb ropes, and clean his poop deck.  TO ARMS!"

Stu uses the jetpack in his shell to torpedo himself at the Captain. The Captain steps aside and lets Stu fly by.

Red Reaper joins Stu?s revolt and uses Glare of Death on the Captain. The Captain goes down.

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