Turning down the Captain's offer, Pipi screams, "Freeeeee-dom!" and jumps away from the sword and tries to stab him with a pencil. The Captain parries with his sword, snapping the pencil.
Seeing this, Martine grabs a flail from the armory and walks up.
Martine: "Captain! Pointing swords at your peasants is no way to keep them in line."
He then lashes the unsuspecting Pipi across the back. She luckily is not seriously harmed, but it likely didn't feel good all the same.