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Since the Captain's somewhat incapacitated, Stu will follow his commander's example and call upon the powers that be:
"Power of Wuv and Fwendship!
My Captain is a gal!
Please transfer him and make things right
So he's our cuddly pal!
"Power of Wuv and Fwendship!
This body is quite queer!
Please make of me what I once was;
A turtle engineer!
"Power of Wuv and Fwendship!
Don't leave us to this fate!
Restore us Pirates once and for all
So we can procrastinate!"
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Gilbert, saddened at the loss of his ship and humanity, goes back to his roots - opera. It goes to the tune of the most hideous song you can think of:
"I once was a shipmate so proud
We got some new crew, but they were kinda loud
When asked to do a simple task
Their lazy turned to crazy
Tried to kill the skipper and ate ol? Flipper
Oh, I got the comic character blues?.
"We pillaged some towns
Made fun of clowns
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After using Absorb Abuse to ready himself, Pooky asks the captain, "What are you searching for??
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