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Pooky says, "We should move out a cannon on the Desperado for a ballista and appoint Martine the resident enemy crew shooter! Tee hee!"
Martine accepts the position on the Desperado, and buys a ballista for it.
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Now the proud owner of the Desperado and having fit it with the rainbow sails, Pooky takes a moment to squeal in delight. He then goes and plans out his crew of Gilbert as pilot, Stu as first mate, Squeekipeep as security chief, and Warchef as cook. The others can join up as they desire. He also looks over the available ship weapons and threatens to hug the portmaster again to maintain the discount prices. The portmaster will comply so long as Pooky stays away from him.
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Heading over to the portmaster, Pooky uses his money to purchase the Desperado. Wanting to get a bit of a discount, Pooky hugs and cuddles the portmaster, squealing with glee and threatening to never ever stop huggling him forever.
Portmaster: "Alright, I?ll take off 10%! Just let go of me!"
*Pooky has purchased the Deperado!*
Pooky: "Loyal crew, we now have means to pilwage and pwunder! Tee hee!"
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Pooky thanks the village greeter for the welcome and gives him a big hug, demoralizing him deeply. He tries to run away screaming, but Red Reaper stops him.
Red Reaper has no desire to fix the existing ship before checking to see if there's a better one nearby. Pulling her scythe, she threatens the local and demands he show her to the nearest ship. She also relieves him of all of his money because being a pirate and only having 400 is freaking lame.
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Red Reaper uses Harbinger of Life to restore Derrek. Well, she restored his body. Fixing his clothes is up to him.
With Derrek finally alive, 2nd Life to Lose poofs away.
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Pooky uses the Power of Wuv and Fwendship to help guide him back to the others. I don't know why he's doing that. He finally got off the boat and is free, but maybe he liked being a pirate.
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Meet the Characters
Meet Chris, Billy, Eis, Derek, and all the other characters
Eis' Hero Guide
Since Eis is such a superb hero, he's giving out lessons.
Fortune Cookies
“You will soon witness a miracle.”
Spam will be made with quality meat!
The RPG
Seven great heroes quested to defeat evil... they all died