Martine wakes up to see Derrek standing over him. He then sees 5 more of him, and squints, trying to make them go away. Past them, he sees a brick wall, and a fire. Not knowing the situation, but knowing that fire on a ship is bad, he looks for something to put the fire out with. He considers throwing a concussion grenade to blow it out but realizes he doesn't have one with him. So Martine throws water from a bucket and douses the fire on Red Reaper
Lucky fires a pistol at Stu and lightly wounds him.
Derrek sends his clones to mob Lucky.
Uncertainty: "Are you sure it's a good idea to rush the guy pointing a gun at us?"
Derrek: "As I am technically not the one doing the rushing...yes, yes it's a fabulous plan. Now get to mobbing that pirate."
Stu fires the rocket in his shell and goes to grab Gilbert. Gilbert tries to dodge away, but Stu snatches the waistband to Gilbert's underwear and gives him a mighty wedgy. Stu then tries to drop Gilbert onto Lucky. Lucky ducks down, and Gilbert bounces onto the deck.
Gilbert picks himself up and addresses the crew.
Lucky goes to mow all the enemies down with bullets but hiccups and misses hitting the trigger.
Derrek spawns five clones to be a wall of meat between them and the turret. One of them, Uncertainty, questions the wisdom of this action. Derrek tells him to shut up and take one for the team.
Captain: "Mangy cur, I'll teach ye to mutiny."
The Captain draws his sword and stabs the Red Reaper.
Lucky opens fire with his large turret at the mutineers.
Stu tries to evade by estimating the angle of fire of the gun, but when that fails to save him from the incredible spray of bullets, he retracts into his shell for protection.
Midna sees all the commotion and feels annoyed about the swivel gun. She warps out. A second later, she warps back in with an industrial-sized refrigerator, right above Lucky's head. The fridge is five feet above Lucky, and Midna is above the fridge. Since there is nothing to hold it up, the heavy appliance falls... At least, this is what she thinks is happening. In her drunkenness, she actually dumps the fridge off the side of the ship.
Pooky tries climbing the rope, but his stubby arms get him nowhere. So instead, he tries to demoralize the others with a threat of cuddling the winner and ruin their chances of outdoing him.
Pooky: "Go team!!! I'm so excited! Whoever gets to the top first will get huggles and snuggles from me for ever and ever and ever!"
Everyone but the War Chef becomes frightened.
Captain: "Ye land lubbers have squawked about long enough. Time ye learned ye duties."
Lucky: "On any pirate ship, you need to be able to climb a rope. So all of you start climbing. Warchef and Gilbert, show them how it's done. The last one to the top has to clean the chamber pots."
Pooky, seeing as he will be staying here for a while, decides to go below deck and find a room to make his own. He picks out a nice sized room and calls upon the Power of Wuv and Fwendship to help redecorate.
Pooky:
Pipi: "I think I'm hurt--my roomie wouldn't talk to me the whole ride! Anyway, I'm Pipi. I'm a grad student at (gasp!) We're here! I can't believe my parents bought me a cruise for Spring Break! I can't wait to see dolphins! Hey, someone get a picture of me with the man in the cute pirate costume!"
She hugs Lucky.
Now that Midna is inebriated, she is much happier. In her drunkenness, she warps aboard the ship numerous penguins.
Meet Chris, Billy, Eis, Derek, and all the other characters
Since Eis is such a superb hero, he's giving out lessons.
“You will soon witness a miracle.”
Spam will be made with quality meat!
Seven great heroes quested to defeat evil... they all died
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