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Above deck:
Warchef decides to have fun with his annoying "communist" foe, and pours bleach on her cloak.
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Below Deck:
Turning down the Captain's offer, Pipi screams, "Freeeeee-dom!" and jumps away from the sword and tries to stab him with a pencil. The Captain parries with his sword, snapping the pencil.
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Those still on the ship:
Red uses Glare of Death on Lucky, but he dodges away.
Derrek climbs out of the mess of the clones that piled on top of him.
Warchef uses a sponge cake to dry himself off.
Lucky slashes Red with his hook and she passes out.
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As the automated wash system turns on, Pooky, Gilbert, Stu, and Martine are swept into the ocean.
As he flies through the air, Pooky shouts, "I NEVER EVEN WANTED TO COME ON THIS SHIP!!!!!!" He crashes hard into the water and passes out.
Stu is about to share the same fate but screams out "NOOOO!" and lands in a thick bed of seaweed.
Martine opens a portal to his crossbow inside the armory.
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Martine wakes up to see Derrek standing over him. He then sees 5 more of him, and squints, trying to make them go away. Past them, he sees a brick wall, and a fire. Not knowing the situation, but knowing that fire on a ship is bad, he looks for something to put the fire out with. He considers throwing a concussion grenade to blow it out but realizes he doesn't have one with him. So Martine throws water from a bucket and douses the fire on Red Reaper
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Lucky fires a pistol at Stu and lightly wounds him.
Derrek sends his clones to mob Lucky.
Uncertainty: "Are you sure it's a good idea to rush the guy pointing a gun at us?"
Derrek: "As I am technically not the one doing the rushing...yes, yes it's a fabulous plan. Now get to mobbing that pirate."
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Stu fires the rocket in his shell and goes to grab Gilbert. Gilbert tries to dodge away, but Stu snatches the waistband to Gilbert's underwear and gives him a mighty wedgy. Stu then tries to drop Gilbert onto Lucky. Lucky ducks down, and Gilbert bounces onto the deck.
Gilbert picks himself up and addresses the crew.
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Lucky goes to mow all the enemies down with bullets but hiccups and misses hitting the trigger.
Derrek spawns five clones to be a wall of meat between them and the turret. One of them, Uncertainty, questions the wisdom of this action. Derrek tells him to shut up and take one for the team.
Captain: "Mangy cur, I'll teach ye to mutiny."
The Captain draws his sword and stabs the Red Reaper.
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Lucky opens fire with his large turret at the mutineers.
Stu tries to evade by estimating the angle of fire of the gun, but when that fails to save him from the incredible spray of bullets, he retracts into his shell for protection.
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Midna sees all the commotion and feels annoyed about the swivel gun. She warps out. A second later, she warps back in with an industrial-sized refrigerator, right above Lucky's head. The fridge is five feet above Lucky, and Midna is above the fridge. Since there is nothing to hold it up, the heavy appliance falls... At least, this is what she thinks is happening. In her drunkenness, she actually dumps the fridge off the side of the ship.
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Meet the Characters
Meet Chris, Billy, Eis, Derek, and all the other characters
Eis' Hero Guide
Since Eis is such a superb hero, he's giving out lessons.
Fortune Cookies
“You will soon witness a miracle.”
Spam will be made with quality meat!
The RPG
Seven great heroes quested to defeat evil... they all died